I'm bummed

Well, only a little. I've written a cool short story. It's about a woman with the power to make a man cry at her feet and fear for their lives. If I knew more about the profession I created for her, I'd be tempted to make it a full length novel. Anywho, I wrote it and want to post it on my website.

So why haven't I just posted it? My personal laptop is DEAD. Okay, that's a bit dramatic. I broke my power cord, the battery is dead, and I have yet to be able to scrape the funds together for a new one. Because of this, I've been sharing a computer which does not have the software to update my website. *sigh*

I also want to change some things on the website. Like instead of calling myself The Creator, I'm thinking of calling myself "The Madam." Isn't that cool? Well, I think it is. For those of you who don't know, a madame is the proprietor/owner/pimp of a brothel (whore house). Granted, I'm not pimping out girls, but I am giving the masses access to a house of sex, adventure, excitement and so much more. And I just think "Madam Renise B of The House of Blerotica" sounds sexy and enticing.

Have to get a new power cord asap!